Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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