Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
They took my balls.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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