Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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