Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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