Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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