Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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