With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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