GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
What changed your mind?
Being sober
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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