Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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