I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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