i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize