Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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