Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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