Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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