I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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