i think i have herpe
just one?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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