Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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