if i died would you start the facebook group?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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