Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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