Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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