Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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