even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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