Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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