you're like a bully in the Christmas story
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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