You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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