one two three fourrrrnication!
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
