I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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