I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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