I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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