I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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