i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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