We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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