So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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