theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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