I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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