a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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