The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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