She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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