thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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