She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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