how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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