So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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