My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize