You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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