i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
no. you can't hotbox the world.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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