I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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