question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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