Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
