we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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