Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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