So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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