What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
